matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.

Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!

by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022

Broon Sauce

A condiment served by chip shops through out East Central Scotland.....not to be confused with other pish folk pit oan thir chips like vinegar.

Salt & sauce fae East Cental Scotland - salt & vinegar fae West Central Scotland.

Regardless of what ye prefer....salt, sauce or vinegar.....always remember that Scotland will always be united as everything is deep fried....I LOVE SCOTLAND

Me: Can ah git a chicken supper please?

Server: Aye nae problem. Whit ye wantin oan it?

Me: Salt & hunners ae broon sauce & ah mean swimmin.

Server: That'll be five fifty please!

Me: Ideal, cheers chick

by weelizlovesscotland August 2, 2011

wullie broon

he is a cube headed boy from ayr academy, he often goes hunting rabbits and fishing, he likes to go caravan to get raped bye the owners, he wears glasses and a wig to fit in, often has dillemas with quote sheets and simple tasks, his dad is best pals with Dutchy Holland, and wullie can also be reffered to as pony's boay or horsey, he is a fadge and works at the shows for about 10p.

man 1: hey see that retard in the wheelchair?
man 2: yeah hes abviously a wullie broon

by Broon Haters March 7, 2013

oosh broon

Another word for 'hash brown'. Often used by gangsters.

Also can be used to describe a bad situation.

Steve: Dave mate, I just went to the shop to buy some phat oosh broons but they were sold out.

Dave: Aw man this situation is oosh broon

by SKooBla May 8, 2006

Big dick broon

A fuckn whalloper massive cock,knows how to please a couple a sandwhiches on a friday night
Slays poon everyone is jealous

'Hey look its big dick broon,he has a big dick today dont u think?'

by Well in May 14, 2015

meh broon

slander/lingo used by the infamous Niko Desano talking to retards and Fat Boy.(a more fancy version of me head)

some guy in his late 40's on xbox: " Brother i was a marine recon navy seal for 5 years god dammit."
Niko Desano: "Meh Broon"

by meh broon July 23, 2017

Broon

The act of two straight guys sleeping in the same bed as bros.

Matt had no where too rash last night, so him and Alex just brooned.

by Duuuuuuudeeeeee January 25, 2019