broomed

Kicked the bitch to the curb.

Bitch was beaking off, so I broomed her ass.

by Jay Way February 4, 2008

broom

One who is about to be married or has just been married at a same-sex wedding. Comes from combining "bride" and "groom".

With his mother planning every detail of his wedding to Steve, John only had to show up and kiss his broom.

by TheTrueTruth October 18, 2008

Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019

broom

a BIG, HAIRY EVIL THING
brooms think that they are soooo much better then mops but they are nottttttt
at alll!!!!!!!!!

it is also a term used to insult other people:)

madeleine steals jemmas cookie
jemma- "madeleine your a broom"

by yoggish genius July 31, 2009

Broom

A tool where you clean with but you are too fucking lazy to do so, so you just kick everything in a corner and the broom is collecting dust.

ERIC GET THE BROOM AND SWEEP UP THE LIVING ROOM I CANT BECAUSE I AM A FAT ASS!

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019

Brooming

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

by JeetRhymesWithFeet November 28, 2011

broom

1. A magical item used in Pagan rituals.
2. A magical item used to summon customers, you'll sit around for an hour with no one in the store, and then as soon as you start sweeping, someone walks in with muddy boots and steps in your dirt.

1. The beautiful Witch used a broom to cast a spell.
2. The handsome worker used a broom to sweep the floor, and then someone came in and bought a 10 cent candy and made the floor dirty.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009