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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
by xrazbry May 1, 2018
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Brontëlicious

1. A word used in reference to a woman meaning smart, funny and good looking. A mix of the two words Brontë and delicious. Not to be confused with Fergalicious, which means someone is trying too hard and/or is an annoying slut.

2. Any food cooked by any of the Brontë sisters. They were really good cooks. They were famous for that and their writing.
ex. 1
Person: Wow, that girl is brontëlicious.
Friend: I know, right?

ex. 2
Girl: I wish I could be brontëlicious.

ex. 3
Person: Wow, this food is brontëlicious. Also, I live in the 19th century.
by MKWC April 6, 2010
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bontoneous

A term commonly used by an individual who may be recognized in passing as a handsome young man, especially by Great Aunts and Grandmothers on Facebook posts which include job interview headshots, photos with girlfriends from formals, and really any post where they're smiling. This subset is comprised, generally, of brothers of Sigma Alpha Epsilon (they coined the term circa 2012, although they do not have exclusive rights of use) to denote a wild and fun time--imagine debauchery with less intercourse, although this need not necessarily be the case, especially if there's a Bolbi on the loose.

It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:

"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"

The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
by the thorax August 4, 2019
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Brontochad

The SECOND highest level of a chad, this is frickin amazing
Your dad is a Brontochad.
by Geopbyte January 8, 2022
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frosty bronson

I'm so fucking thirsty, I need a frosty bronson.
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Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.
E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "
by relaxin_jackson April 10, 2016
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brontowhoreus

1. a really big slut;
2. a girl who is obvious about her promiscuity;
3. A girl who flaunts or brags about her sexual adventures.
After Nancy had sex with the entire high school football team, everyone knew she was a brontowhoreus.
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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