Bronk

when men have sex and the condom breaks and they don't know whether to say bonk or bruh

"JOHNNY! THE CONDOM BROKE!"
"bronk."

by PartEikooc January 2, 2021

Bronk

Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.

Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.

I walked in the bathroom and caught Adam having a Bronk. Dirty git.

by Tonk Power May 14, 2021

bronk

The undefined anger one might feel upon seeing something cool. Similar to the Tagalog term gigil, the undefined urge towards violence one might feel upon seeing something cute.

"That's fucking bronk dude."
"She always has the most bronk ideas!"

by s_th January 1, 2023

Bronk

That dude(person) that does something that is stupid that it’s funny

“Bro he did something so bronk last night I couldn’t belive it”

by Dakoda October 18, 2023

Bronk

When you fumble so badly at the last minute

Brooooo Mark just bronked with that girl bro

by shakes beer April 9, 2024

Bronk

Nonsense

He was saying a bunch of bronk.

by Bejetimon May 16, 2025

Bronk Watts

Bronk Watts

Bronk Watts

by Bromnk October 30, 2020