Broner

A heterosexual appreciation for another guy's car, lifestyle, ethics. Etc.

I have a major broner for that dude. He is awesome.

by WyteWydow January 15, 2021

Broner

A completely non-sexual erection that occurs when one man is excited by the actions of another man, or in the company of other men. It is 100% heterosexual, and in no way gay.

"Dude, the new Eligh CD gives me a broner."

by AndroidAlex November 18, 2011

Broner

When you get a really good feeling by thinking of, or hanging out with, one of your bros.
Like "Lady Boner" it does not have to have anything an actual erection.
It is usually completely non-sexual.

In conversation: "Oh, do you know him to? Just thinking of him gives me a broner!"

In story: Lisa was rocking a raging broner while hanging out with her bro Rob.
Meaning: Lisa was having such a good time while hanging out with her good friend Rob.

by WisemanHouse April 10, 2015

Broner

The act of receiving an erection after witnessing another man (naked or otherwise). Used in relation with bromance.

Dude, I think I got a broner from Brüno.

by rkomonk July 18, 2009

Broner

When a bro gets a boner from another bro

Your bro does something sexy. Then all the sudden boyyoyoing. broner!

by masterbro969 August 20, 2012

broner

An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.

Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.

by Bob Donatucci February 19, 2011

Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.

"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.

by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011