cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

bronchosphere

A term that describes a general region of the chest that encompasses the airways and is prone to being crushed.

"STOP SITTING ON ME. YOU ARE CRUSHING MY BRONCHOSPHERE!"

by Salemanders June 10, 2014

bronathan

When your friend Shaunathan is looking particularly bro-like today, and you switch his name for the above.

Shaunathan: Bro, sup bro, what's bro'in with you, bro?
Bro: Bronathan you're what's bro'in right about now.

by Ninjareacjd September 13, 2019

bronchitis

A lung sickness. Sometimes you can get it from smoking too many ciggerettes or you can catch it from somebody. Its an infection insdie your respiratory system.

Symptoms:

1. Coughing up extra mucus

2. Wheezing

3. Difficulty breathing

4. Stuffy nose or runny nose

"I had to go to the doctors because I have bronchitis."

by ILIKEWEEDX23421234120 June 4, 2009

Bronchitis

Sweet Brown woke up to get a cold pop. Then she thought somebody was barbequin. Then she said, "oh lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then she ran for her life, and didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus. And THEN, she got bronchitis.

"And THEN, I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"

by TheCreatorofEverythingSexy September 8, 2013

Bronching

When someone bounces their fingers off a mans balls

Danny: mmmmm just bronched some sexy man round the back of the chippy, best bronching he's ever had

by chaz_dance August 20, 2011

Sissy Bronchobuster

The process of forcing the act of deep-throating on someone who obviously does not wish to partake.

Man 1: My bird wouldn't deepthroat me last night, i was so disappointed :(

Man 2: It's okay, giver her a Sissy Bronchobuster tonight.

Man 1: Good plan, I'm gonna wreck that oesophagus.

by Jimmy Jizm January 28, 2009