Brokeitis

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

brocaine

An alternative way of saying cocaine. Coined first by Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U' Know.

"I told her I was gonna be in the woods for 2 weeks fighting ghosts or something, but then I went to my second apartment and did a shitload of brocaine." - Zach Cregger.

by poisonpoyson August 1, 2009

Brokagé

A bro that is such a total bro that he has become the cherished leader of the Village hidden in the Bros, and the creator of the Secret Ninjutsu: the Brosengan.

1. Hey do you know Nathan?
2. Yeah, he helped my clan in the 3rd Great Ninja War.
1. Sounds like a total Brokagé

by The Brokage May 30, 2016

Bronaise

A substance that a certain subset of Weight Lifters ingest to increase muscle mass. Bronaise is created by rapidly stroking another man's penis and swallowing the ejaculate. Bronaise can only be attained from another man, and must be fresh to work.

Jeff's gained 20% muscle mass over the last few weeks using massive doses of Bronaise. He's ripped!

by Freidan March 12, 2013

broki

In Puerto Rican Spanish — derived from bro (brother): an informal way of calling a pal.

Dímelo broki, ¿qué es la que hay?

by El Boricua de Puertorro June 27, 2017

brokies no jokies

When you hella broke

Person 1: You got money for McDonald’s

Person 2: Nah bro. I’m brokies no jokies

by Yruey January 23, 2023

brokaw

a close friend or 'bro', your right hand man per se. someone you look to gather news or information from frequently.

'what's the word brokaw'

by cuatro el magnifico January 1, 2009