brojob

The act of two guys taking the bromance joke too far coupled with excessive one-way physical contact of a non-sexual fashion. Usually when one man accomplishes something non-trivial by the collective definition of 'Dude, that was awesome!'.

"If you guys are done brojobbing each other, can we get down to business?"

Girlfriend A: What's the hell? It's just a video game.
Girlfriend B: Seriously. We're about to see a brojob money shot.

by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

brojob

when a bunch of chads stand around in a circle masturbating and racing each other to ejaculating into a sock. last one to ejaculate in the sock will receive a slap in the face with the sock turned inside out. similar to the soggy waffle in a way.

John: hey man, brojob?
Alex: Naw man, i'm tired of getting slapped in the face with your baby juice.

by LOL street journal September 19, 2009

Brojob

A close male friend, giving a blowjob to another friend, in an un-gay way.

James: Oh man, I've been so depressed since Jamie broke up with me.

Josh: You know what you need?

James: Whats that?

Josh: A brojob.

James: I agree.

by Biankawolf December 18, 2009

Brojob

The straight, non-gay act of fellatio between two bros.

Hey bro, great job on the field today. I'll give you a brojob back in the change room

by MTofu June 07, 2011

Brojob

When a guy gives a good friend a blowjob when experiencing a dry spell, typically involves at least one heterosexual male.

"Man I haven't had sex in awhile"
"I can give you a brojob, help you out with that"

by Solartainment August 20, 2017

Brojob

Your boy has tragically gained repetive strain injuries in both of his wrists, give him a blowy. It ain’t gay if it’s between bros.
Brojob no problem

Oooh my wrists hurt. You have to help me

Hold tight my man, I got you my brother it’s brojob time ‘slurp’

by Benbo swaggings November 23, 2017

Brojob

A handjob/blowjob that you perform for your Bro, Bro

Hey Bro you want a Brojob, your dad said it was good

by AllNamesAreTakenSoSad June 15, 2016