broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

broffice

A combination of words bro and office, casually referring to a work place.

Hey, let's get some coffee at the broffice

by charge22807 November 7, 2015

boffened

To bother and offended someone

The word hun has boffened me.

by Promax1 March 13, 2011

brofender

Noun

1. Someone, usually a Bro, that consistently breaks the bro code.

2. Someone without honor.

Careful with your girl around that guy he is a brofender!

by Stop_F-ing_Correcting_Me February 4, 2012

broffensive

Attempting to assert ones superiority over another via masculinity

He had too much to drink and went on the broffensive. He went out on the dance floor and started chest checking some random guy trying to start a fight or something

A: Check out how JACKed my arms are bra
B: Dude stop being so broffensive

by PsychoMF April 13, 2019

Brookence

When getting that Gluck Gluck 9000, a brookence is when you get flicked in the taint hard af.

Bruh, I got brookence from this girl last night. I hurt so bad but I came so hard

by RandomDude831 May 10, 2021

Brofluencer

Person on LinkedIn who spouts quick fixes to make X better with no research, sourcing, or (sometimes) even experience. Not limited to male creators. Prevalent in the LinkedIn marketing community, but can sometimes be found lurking outside of it.

"Website Content vs. Dark Social Content. When I separated these into 2 different strategies, my marketing got WAY better."

"Man, that's some brofluencer level BS right there."

by SwagMarketer February 9, 2023