Briley

An incredibly sexy girl who is addicted to Yahoo Answers and makes her rounds in the Religion and Spirituality section. She's incredibly stubborn but has the cutest face when she gets pissed off. She manipulates men, chewing them up and spitting them out. She died her hair auburn, simply because everyone liked her as a blonde. She is an unpredictable creature out to destroy the male species. Briley is an incredible writer, beer pong player, and she is dangerously attractive. If you cross paths with her, avoid eye contact at all costs. One day the entire world will know her name, but she'll never know mine.

Boy #1: What the hell is Briley doing??

Boy #2: Dancing in the rain.

Boy #1: But it’s freezing outside…..and she’s in a thin white dress with no bra on.

Boy #2: Yeah, that’s how she rolls. She's got great boobs right?

Boy #1: *drools* yeah, but she is insane.

Boy #2: I know. She's perfect.

by notworthyofher February 6, 2010

brinley

Brinley is a tall brown eye, brown-haired girl with freckles and the cutest natural blush. She's super athletic, funny, and gets along with everyone she meets. She's so pretty and everyone wants to be her. She has big boobs and ass. She loves to party but when she's alone she gets in her feels. If you have a Brinley keep her and don't let her go.

Dude 1: Damn did you see brinley at the party?
Dude 2: Yeah she was so cool
Dude 1: Yeah but when she's alone she in her feels.

by ketchup_kermit May 22, 2020

Briley

Let's see... there is no words to describe Briley. He is defiantly a hottie!! He can be such a weirdo too at times but once you get to know him you will defiantly fall in love with his personality. He has Blonde hair and blue eyes with glasses. He's super athletic and good at any sport! (Just don't let him roll his shorts up too high!) He is hilarious and you can't stay mad at him long because he'll find someway to make you smile. He is very outgoing and tries to talk to everyone. He can have quite a temper at times and is too proud to apologize right away and admit that he's wrong. But he is kind at heart and if you give him time you will be having a blast sooner than you think! If you have a Briley in your life make sure that you keep it that way and protect him from the words of criticism that may come his way (he may end up flipping a table over or breaking a window because his heart is so fragile and in his mind he's perfect and has no flaws)!!!!!

"Hey did you hear what Briley did today?"

"Nah man, I swear that kid is on crack!"
"Ha! Don't tell him that!"

by CHICHI CHERRY November 1, 2019

Brinley

If your name is Brinley you got lucky! Brinley is hot and can get all the guys and is so sexy has great boobs and ass and has great style! But she is also very very funny and outgoing she loves everyone! She is kind, loving, caring, and loves to dance the night away! This girl goes to every party out there! She's easy going and everyone loves a girl named Brinley!

Guy 1:dude did you see brinley last night

Guy 2:yea dude she was smokin! I shoulda got that

by ggrriiffiittss August 12, 2016

wilford brimley

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.

by Big SHug November 29, 2007

Brinley

The most beautiful girl in the world. When your talking to her your always smiling, she knows how to make you happy. Brinley is beautiful, smart, funny, outgoing, fantastic. She makes me happy asf tbh

Yo have you met Brinley? She is everything I could have asked for.

by Hugh jass on her January 4, 2020

Brimley

Whiskey and Gravy, best served hot.

I just drank a Brimley.........it was hot and delicious. It burned on the way down, but I still liked it.

by smokeabowl April 6, 2008