In a bind

When you are stuck in a god damn hard difficult situation.

My mom found out about my bf and now I am in a bind!

by #Diva4Life November 5, 2018

blind hippo

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy

A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"

by itsANGiE February 16, 2008

blind box

Packaging of vinyl toy, like dunny, or kid robot.

They're called blind boxes cause you don't know what you're getting.

by emily smith and andy daly May 22, 2008

blind packing

When someone is so experienced at packing bongs with weed that they can do it without any light EX: at night

(Max):dude you need a light, you ain't packing that shit right
(Lincoln): shut the fuck up nigga I'm blind packing!

by blind packing June 2, 2014

Japanese Blindfold

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.

That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!

by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Pulling a blind man

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

by standup69 May 9, 2013

blind date

When you go on a date with someone you don't know, or when someone sets you up with someone you dont know.

blind dates are sometimes good, usually bad, and always weird at the beginning.

by bobie January 19, 2005