Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."

Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this

by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010

Brumfield

When you try your best to take somebody’s job but end up losing yours

I tried to Brumfield him but it didn’t work I got fired

by Ryan brumfield September 4, 2020

Broomfield

This is a person who couldn't possibly get into any other educational facility so had to settle for a place at a college to do a university degree. Often people called Jonny.

Oh god Jonny, squares have 4 sides not 3, you're such a Broomfield!

by Holtsyy March 19, 2020

The Bradfield Permutation

This is a flexible calculation, used in work environments, which can be applied to all manner of things which will make ones day easier.

eg. How much time to take off work for an hour's lunchtime meeting (in this case, 6 hours)

It can also be applied to how many fucks to give.

eg. This client bores me. I would normally try my best but, by careful application of the Bradfield Permutation, it turns out I give zero fucks.

I've got a lunchtime meeting today with a client. It's only an hour but, by applying the Bradfield Permutation, I can roll in any time after 3pm.

by Humble Artwork August 16, 2017

Tyler Brumfield

A Celebrity in The Columbus Area hockey scene. Though he is known for being an asshole to all of his fans. He recently came out of the closet saying he was in a relationship with his fellow teammate Evan Blumberg. It is debateable that Tyler also is the worst NHL 2010 player in the country.

Dude, I wish I was as good at hockey as Tyler Brumfield
Man, that kid might be worst at NHL 2010 then Tyler Brumfield

by CBJHOCKEY November 3, 2010

bromfield

a faggy school with a problem of students drawing nazi swaztikas all over bathrooms and faculty comming down on students raping them in the ass occionally.

yo, joe blow you see that swaz in stall 4?
nah man, im to busy ova hea pullin my pud with the texteria bros from bromfield.

by Skinny diper November 8, 2007

Ayana Broomfield

a crazy ass 5'0" person from kenner, louisiana.and goes to bonnabel high school.

Damn!son she so ayana

by Alywin S. a.k.a. Kalaba October 22, 2004