One in seven billion

A better way to say "one in a million" because there is around seven billion people in the world and you believe that he/she is the one for you.

May: How much do you really love me?
John: I love you very much?
May: Do you think I am your one in a million?
John: No, you're my one in seven billion. Will you marry me? -shows ring-
May: Yes!
Then they got married and had kids.

by World of Wordcraft April 18, 2016

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021

The University of a Billion Chinese

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese

"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."

by iZ41 April 22, 2018

brilliant

A word which in the past meant that something was exceptionally good, or to express great pleasure:

Its strength has been eroded by overuse, and it can now be used to respond to any mildly pleasing news. Somehow the extreme unctuousness and insincerity of this tends to go unrecognized or is an occasion for the self-gratifying feeling that one is being tolerant.

In the olden days:

Smith-"Everyone has the day off tomorrow!"
Jones-"Brilliant!"

Nowadays:

Waiter: "Are you ready to order?"
Customer: "err, yes..."
Waiter: "Brilliant!!!"

by Pistefka September 24, 2009

billionaire boys club

Pharrell's clothing brand, along with ICECREAM.

Wealth is of the heart and mind, not the pocket. - Pharrell's quote used for his Billionaire Boys Club brand.

by Pharrellsboo April 26, 2015

Plastic Brilliance

Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.

Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.

by Maladoni April 1, 2006

Go-Billion

A very large number used to tower a billion.

I don't know what to say Kim, there are a go-billion things going through my head.

by BeardofWisdom July 24, 2015