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butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
by EricTheRed November 20, 2004
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biketard

Any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.
The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.
by justlikefrank August 11, 2009
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Brigette

Extreamly beautiful,strong-willed and very independent. Some one who is really amazing. A very trustworthy friend and someone you want to know. She doesn't need a man and is perfectly capable of doing things on her own, but secretly longs for someone to sweep her off her feet and give her a fairytale ending.she is gorgeous and is nice to everyone. She makes the best out of everything.
Quite outspoken at times. Shes afraid to get close to anyone because she's been hurt too many times.
Overall good person & Definitely Best friend,girlfriend material.
hey! now thats Brigette, she's kind
by Kalifornia girll June 19, 2010
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Broketober

Broketober (Broke+October) is the time of the year (around october) where all of the big Triple A games are being released.
"F*** man, Broketober is emptying my

wallet this year, I can't afford buying all of those games"
by IdoRovitz December 15, 2018
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Brigette

Brigette is the most adorable person ever.
by vector030 October 18, 2021
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Brikt

When someone makes up lies to cause harm towards someone or a situation.
Either recieve a brick through your window or have your friendship dropped....or both.
Chat shit get Brikt!!
by Baroness Brass May 17, 2022
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Brietard

An extremely racist, sexist and highly egotistical sjw feminist with an abnormally deep hatred towards middle aged Caucasian males, severely lacking in intelligence and cognizance function hence the reasoning of the addition of the "tard" suffix deriving from the term re-tard.
Big Red is quite possibly the most abrasive and annoying brietard on this planet.
by esox9t7 April 21, 2019
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