brexit

When you take a shit later in the day but it smells like what you ate for breakfast.

I just took a huge brexit and it smelled of hash-browns.

by ChronicBrexiter June 24, 2016

brexit

When you enter a restaurant but change your mind and leave right away.

I went in to get food but then was like "Whoah not with that line" and totally brexited. I didn't need that burger anyway.

by jtavulean June 25, 2016

Brexiting

Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.

F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.

by DanielDosenbier March 17, 2019

Brexit

Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Theresa is at the party, brexiting near the fridge for over an hour now

by ArabStud March 30, 2019

Brexit

The verb "to brexit" is the annihilation of another player's ankles in the game of football or soccer.

Manager: BREXIT HIM
Player: *Breaks ankles to the point where they can never walk again*

by theoBO May 19, 2022

Brexit

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!

by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018

Brexit

The undefined being negotiated by the unprepared in order to get the unspecified for the uninformed.

*seing something that doesn't make sense*
*rolling eyes*
"Oh, that's a total Brexit."

by L'Agneau January 27, 2019