Bretting

When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.

Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.

by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

Brett Thompson

A popular Youtuber That has a cat named Zazzles. If your not subbed to him. You need to. It’s worth it

Brett Thompson is a cool YouTuber

by BrettZazzles May 4, 2022

Egyptian Betty

noun

1. Similar to a wet willy an Egyptian Betty is prank in which the prankster spits a loogi onto their finger and sticks it in the victim's ear hole.

" I gave Betty White an Egyptian Betty and she loved it"
" My day was going great, until some random guy gave me an Egyptian Betty"

by tomalostoma November 7, 2018

George Brett

Having uncontrable watery diarrhea that runs down the back of your leg usually after eating bad shellfish or possibly Mexican food.

I pulled a George Brett on my drive home from Red Lobster and shit all over my car.

by bpsizzle February 8, 2019

Betty cooper

A nice, modest person who dates the hottest boy and has a darkness within her

Oh I wish I was a Betty cooper

by Riverdale fandom September 13, 2017

Buckhead Betty

A female living in the Buckhead area that usually comes from money, marries into money, or constantly searches for their MRS. They are very sheltered and close-minded. Buckhead Betty rarely ventures outside of their comfort zone or try new things. They can usually be found in tennis skirts and Michael Kors jewelry, sipping mimosas with their girlfriends while the rest of society is at work. They love sushi, but will only order California rolls.

I was going to meet up with Erica downtown today but traffic was too bad for her and she refused to use public transportation. I'm shocked at how quickly she's turned into a Buckhead Betty. Bless her heart cause its not flattering.

by owl always love you September 9, 2013

Brettxit

When you shit yourself in public and have to leave the scene immediately to avoid detection or at least to avoid unloading all over the place. Derived from the master of public defecation, George Brett.

I was on a massive roll at a casino craps table when I shit myself in excitement and had to make a hasty Brettxit so not to be detected by the other players and to avoid being permanently banned from the casino.

by Cooches Inc. October 21, 2020