Breathalepsy

Breathalepsy is a hazardous but pleasurable condition which effect mainly females. Upon viewing or spending time with a breathtakingly handsome and kind, a female can slip into a state of breathlessness where her lungs forget to work because they are so stunned by the gorgeousness and kindness of man. The female will also experience a trance like state in combination with breathlessness. The length of the episode can vary but mostly last momentarily from 2 minutes up to 5 minutes. handsome gents need to be aware and not panic. Breathalepsy is only a temporary and transient state of altered consciousness and breath stoppage. Normal breathing patterns will resume. The sufferer will have no recollection of 'going out' and will recommence from the exact spot she left off.

*can be lethal but usually harmless :)

Danielle: "so, i was wondering if you'd like to joiiiiiiii....." *breathalepsy episode commencement*
Robert: "uh... dani... dani... are you okay? dani?" *shaking her vigorously*
------SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNCCCCEEEEE-----
after 5 minutes
Danielle: "join me for a cup of coffee????"
Robert: "um... what in St. Anthony's name just happened dani?"

Dani looks around and there are paramedics, doctors and a stretcher of on the ground.

by skypainter.11 June 16, 2010

Breakdance

a hip way of dancing, may be demonstrated by spinnning on ur head.

Im a gonna breakdance my way to the bathroom.

by Dr. T February 6, 2004

breakdance

Breakdance is spining around your own axis in different ways (on head, elbo, finger, ears or nose, even on eyebrow).

Look at that b-boy spinning on his eyebrow! That's what I call breakdancing!

by real B-boy May 14, 2005

breakdance

Basically this craze started when a black lad was caught on tape having a full blown seizure. The unfortunate lad went into a coma only to come out of it thinking he was The Pope.

Eating too much KFC can cause an increase in the sugar level of the blood, resulting in spasms similar to someone doing a breakdance.

by Oswald Ocasio March 5, 2008

mental breakdance

The retarded way to ridicule someone who actually having a mental breakdown

Using mental breakdance or mental breakbeat to ridicule someone who really in a mental breakdown shows that you lacks empathy and ignorant about mental health

by Sir. B August 28, 2021

-Brethane

The second part of any hyphenated word relating to the smell of someone's breath after eating Whatever...

That bacon and onion pizza gave me some nasty Baconeyonion-Brethane.

by c4351w September 8, 2007

Breathened

To breathe while under the influence of nitrous oxide

I tried to breathe, but I couldn't do I breathened

by Brothe February 18, 2019