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The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.
Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?
by MBP2000 August 16, 2019
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Barnyard Pump

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018
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tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.
Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.
by MattyM1 September 23, 2015
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all bran

A statement used to describe a statement that sounds unlikely, or very ridiculous.
"that is so all bran"
by jtisthejt March 10, 2019
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Blaze a branch

Ey lets freeway out of here and go lay back and blaze a branch, son.
by NRidiculous June 25, 2009
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The New Jan Brady

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.
Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!
by JingleDangle June 19, 2019
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Corona branch

A bro or homie that is close. Someone you relied on during the covid19 pandemic.
Person1: Hey Branch, how are you doing?
Person2: Good, I'm thankful I have my corona branch.
by Branchsquad January 15, 2021
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