Jim Branning

A shit stain on your pants

“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks”

by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020

Personal Branding

1. What you create when you want to be honest about lying about who you are.
2. The persona created by public figures or their handlers, which can then be marketed, sold and traded for gain by the owner. Synonymous with the old concepts of Gentleman and Lady, sans the honorifics.

1. Frank realized his most recent Facebook post didn't support his Personal Branding, so he deleted it.
2. Lady Gaga has brought the art of Personal Branding full circle by reincorporating the old required honorific into her persona.

by Akslr8 February 4, 2012

Spinal Branding

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.

Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

by yeah you know! April 10, 2010

wolf branding

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

by TerryD September 8, 2010

branding

writing your initials on a girl with liquid energy, (ejaculate); it only counts if it is your own ejaculate

"I really like this girl. I think I'm going to do some branding tonight."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Heritage branding

The exercise of infusing simple typography, borders and text into a designed composition that echoes brands from the 1950s and earlier. The design method is executed by reflecting a one to two color scheme that easily communicates a certain air of transparency and honesty in packaging, advertisements, logo, collateral, website and any other extension of the brand. Not complicated in structure, easily readable and made popular by The G Brand.

Heritage branding makes my page look awesome!

by Foodimentary July 13, 2009

google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png

this is what happens when you drag the google logo image into the search bar

if your looking this up on urban dictionary your extreamly bored

ima go look up google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png
on urban dictionary becuase im bored

by sniper nate November 2, 2020