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Joe Brandon

Joe Biden's alter ego. After hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” 123355789000000000000000000 times, he thinks his name is Joe Brandon now.
Joe Brandon: Name’s Joe, but my friends call me Brandon.
by Evan Lang December 22, 2021
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Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.
Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!
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Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
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Joe Brandon

Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy
by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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Just call me brandon yo!

by realahhnword December 1, 2024
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