A brianiac is a person addicted to R&S yahoo answers. He is normally perverted and trolls in various sections. A Brianiac is comfortable with his sexuality and takes pleasure in watching others get pissed at him (contacts not included). He is not a very serious person, unless pulled into politics. A Brianiac makes many people laugh.

Person #1: OMG that person just asked a question about borrowing a 5 year old kid. What a pervert!

Person #2: He is such a Brianiac!

Brianiac by noneyafingbusiness February 6, 2010

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Brainjacking

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

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Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.

E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh

Brainache by Spoontastic January 8, 2010

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