Braiden William Braaten

My middle child who drives me nuts and make me want to drink my self to sleep. Takes my stickers and lies about them .. eats his boogers and wipes them on the car seat.

Braiden William Braaten you’re driving me nuts

by Mother Knows Best December 10, 2019

Braiden Vernor

Braiden Vernor is a Tamohawk indian who was recently appointed King of Ochiltree County. He is extremely good looking and super smart. He was named strongest man in the world in 1994, a year after he was born.

1. Oh my gosh are you Braiden Vernor?
2. Yes I am.
1. You're my hero! I wish I could be just like you!
2. Everybody does.

by El Rey de congelado November 7, 2009

Braiden

A homosexual who has a hot mom. Is usually horrible at sports.

Dude 1 "He's pretty cool." Dude 2 "Yeah but he is a braiden." Dude 1 "Really? I've seen his mom but i didn't know he was gay."

by Shekeya October 6, 2011

Braiden

AN ABSOLUTE DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Braiden is a dickhead.

by superboy900000 November 5, 2018

Braiden

A white man whore who usually ends up dating short, ugly, older girls.

Lucy: Ew, is he a Braiden?

Laura: Yeah I think so.

by Theforrealbunny October 27, 2014

Braiden

The most amazing boy you will ever meet although he can be an ass he’s still amazing

Yeet

Braiden

by Yeetyoself November 27, 2019

Braiden

A super hot guy that has an ugly girlfriend

Braiden is so hot how did he end up with her

by Ugly fake bitch January 29, 2017