boyle shit

the telling of an obviously fictional event as though it really happened to you, and then standing by that lie no matter what evedence is presented to prove you wrong.

Tim: "Did you know that Chris has a Master's Degree in Metallurgy?"
Dennis: "That is some Boyle Shit! He also said that he got it from a community college that doesn't have anything to do with metallurgy and only offers associates degrees."

by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

Boyle-step

Boyle-step is a music genre within the dubstep genre.
Boylestep music is when the bass is very filthy. Filthier than filthstep, it is actually so filthy that you can smell Susan Boyles cunt.

Boy #1: Wow, this is so filthy bass line on that remix you made. Is there a dying cadaver here?, because it smells like Susan Boyles Cunt.
Boy #2: It's just the music, it is Boyle-step.

by BoylestepFan July 30, 2010

Boyle's Law

In London England, people, for whatever reason, tend to walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk. Everywhere else in the world, people generally walk on the same side of te sidewalk that they drive their car on. Maybe it's because they are so posh. Maybe it's because the Underground, or The Tube (lah-dee-dah!) helps to confuse people by telling them to stand on the right on the escalators while people overtake them on the left, but then in the walking tunnels and bike lanes tell them the opposite. Whatever it is, one London, L. Boyle, caught wind of this from a Canadian and invented a law:

Boyle's Law - walk on the same damn side of the sidewalk you drive on. Cut the shit or you're getting a shoulder.

You dumb bloke, you're walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk! Haven't you ever heard of fuckin' Boyle's Law??

by Yodobr February 21, 2017

Boyle Drafting

A lazy method of drafting in fantasy football whereby the drafter uses a computer draft application to select his team. Mostly used by retards and lesbians.

This fag Jay was totally Boyle Drafting last night. Just stared into his draft app for every pick. Pathetic.

by Robert1978 November 28, 2018

Boyle's Syndrome

Mental and Physical breakdown following the failure to win a much-hyped reality talent show.

eg. Susan Boyle on 'Britain's got Talent.

Andy: Did you see that Big Brother has-been freakout in Wallmart yesterday?

Tom: Yeah ... Boyle's Syndrome again .. he'll be in a psych ward come Christmas.

by Hangdog68 June 1, 2009

Boyle Or Die

a group of friends who dont give a fuck.

hey asshole, boyle or die!

by boylebeatdown March 30, 2009

Boyle's Law

Any amount of liquor or beer consumed is equally proportionate to the amount of liquor or beer that will be urinated onto someone's couch.

According to Boyle's Law, Joe drank four beers and pissed four beers worth of urine onto my couch last night.

by Ashlee V April 14, 2008