How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Boxin'

A variation of ding-dong-ditching where a person is put in a box and placed on someone's doorstep. The box should be accompanied by a random display from a grocery store. (Ex. Bounty sign)

-How lame, we have nothing to do and it's a Friday night.

-Well maybe we should just go boxin' again!

by BoxMeBaby May 31, 2010

boxification

The tendency to reduce everything into its own little overly simplified box.

To handle vast amounts of information, folks often resort to boxification in lieu of thinking.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

Ricky Boxing

A slang term for masturbation which originated in the U.S. Navy.

"Where is the Captain?"
"Probably Ricky Boxing in his cabin."

by Nalimface July 7, 2006

Boxing

Boxing is often labeled as old-school in nature. The perseverance and mental fortitude required from a successful fighter is unique from other sports. When a boxer demonstrates courage and tenacity inside the ring, he is often labeled as a "throwback" to the golden days of boxing.

Boxing is an explosive, anaerobic sport. The act of throwing punches, round after round, while contending with an attacking opponent is a daunting task. It is perhaps the most physically demanding sport of all. The sport has been estimated as approximately 70-80% anaerobic and 20-30% aerobic. Anaerobic means to conduct an activity without oxygen. Anaerobic exercise, like boxing, stresses the muscles at a high intensity for short periods of time. As a boxer, one must punch, slip, and block with split second movements and reactions. A boxer must be prepared to fight with intensity, round after round. The body must be conditioned to throw the same explosive punches in the last round that you started with in round one.

by Dancing with Fire January 19, 2011

Nigger Boxing

The "Ghetto" version of boxing. Instead of using timing, combos and strategies to win a fight you simply tilt your head down, keeping a lock on your target with your upper peripherals, and swing your arms and upper body in broad sweeping punches alternating sides.

The idea here is to minimize the number of random blows that hit your face, and maximize the number of blows you land on the opponents face. Usually Nigger Boxing is the result of one person realizing they are losing an argument. It is to be used in conjunction with pushing, if your opponent tries to close the gap, to keep your target at a good striking distance.

Some fools at the corner store started clowning, shit hit Nigger Boxing real quick.

by WickCityMLK October 18, 2008

bonions

Pronounced boyn-yuns

A person with B.O. (Body Odor) which smells of onions. Walla Walla Bonions are the worst kind and have been known to cause severe nausea and fainting of helpless victims.

Bonions needs to shower.

by Ninyete February 25, 2008