Morning Bognor

A morning bognor is a cocktail to be enjoyed with breakfast:

It consists of the following:
- Jagermeister
- Vodka
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Tabasco Sauce
- Red Bull.

Can also be enjoyed as an evening cocktail but is then known as a Bognor Regis.

Must always be served with a small umbrella.

I believe I will enjoy a Morning Bognor with this mornings cereal.

by drunkendisco October 28, 2009

pro bono

Latin. Literally means "for the (public) good".

Today, somebody working pro bono is working free as a public service.

The lawyer worked pro-bono to prosecute the KKK member for lynching black social workers.

by mikm August 25, 2005

Bonobe

Bon-OH-be.

To want to be like U2 front man Bono. Much like a wannabe.

"Gary Lightbody (of Snow Patrol) is such a Bono wannabe..."
"... Bonobe."

by Richie April 4, 2008

Ake-Bono

A compliment given to an person who lifts weights and is super fuarking yolked and/or shredded.

Frank: yeooo holy shit dawg you’re lookin ake-bono! You have to let me come train with you so that I can get ake too, no Bono.

Dan: Thanks, dawg I’m gonna go hit incline bench so I can be a sickkunt, like you.

by frabkuazzada February 6, 2021

The Sonny Bono

A sexual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. This gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. Kinda like Sonny did. Ouch.

Dude, Carissa gave me, Tom, and Mike The Sonny Bono last night. I was the tree!

by Hanging Brain May 18, 2010

Bonotonous

The point where you hear Bono preach the same thing more than once.

"No! That's enough, he's getting bonotonous now."

by Fat Pat July 17, 2005

Bonnors Arc

A situation in which one individual is in love with another individual who is emotionally dependent on their love but does not actually love them back

“I feel bad for Jack man, he’s really on his Bonnors Arc because of this girl”

by Firemixtape November 8, 2021