private ownership

An ownership that is private

Private ownership

by Melufuck July 25, 2022

bonershitter

post masturbation, when brown liquid excretes through the head of the penis

"i went to the doctor the other day because brown stuff came out my penis".

"Did he tell you that you had a bonershitter?"

"Yeah"

by Krabbbz January 5, 2010

Bonership

When one's uncontrollable erection in a public place or work setting causes the perpetrator to take ownership of his boner.

Cara- "Hey, could you tuck your boner into your wasteband or something? You're pitching a tent."

Kenny- "Nah, it's time I start taking Bonership for my NRB's. IM trying to be mature about it."

by PopeKennyV October 7, 2014

Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

by chunkyheff January 28, 2022

Bonership

The sole sexual rights of a man over his significant other.

Yo, Tim got bonership over his lady friend.
Ah shit really, I was gonna go for her, oh well...

by The man with the other plan January 14, 2008

Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2022

bonership

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.

I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.

by Namtab October 18, 2007