juan bautista

Juan Bautista is the short one of the friend group. He makes up the shortness in humour and rage if you insult him get ready to get punched over and over again by his tiny hands.

He is such a juan bautista

by Doughnuts_3 May 11, 2020

Bautista

A Pe teacher whom is Mexican and has a family

Girl: Oh look at Bautista and Malmstrom. It’s couple goals!!!

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 25, 2019

Bautistanium

A newly discovered element with magnetic properties; has been know to attract females of all kinds.

Girls get a whiff of Bautistanium and go all crazy.

by 100percentpacketloss March 15, 2021

bautista

His head is as big as the planet earth and he is also known for having the hottest sister alive

BAUTISTA I WOULD SCREW YOUR SISTER

by ANNONYMUS I LIKE LULI August 8, 2022

Bautista

Término usado para referirse al autismo en espacios sociales para evitar la censura.

“Es un bautista”

by 72838182 February 19, 2026

andy bautistaed

to have the results of a national election doctored so badly from the top that the guy in charge was impeached from his position and leaves the country and worse ignores his three sons.

The only way to prevent Brexit in 2016 was if the Labour Party andy bautistaed the vote.

by Cooper Aquino August 19, 2019

Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.

"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"

by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021