bottled it

when a person loses because of nerves, often completely losing his/ her ability.

Steve Davis was 10 - 9 up but bottled it on the black and lost the match.

by tinkytot October 3, 2008

Bottled Water

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

Bottled Water

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

bottled-cat

The idea of placing a cat in a bottle in order for it to have stunted growth in the same way a Bonsai tree is stunted in its growth. This is entirely impossible for obvious reasons though an ignorant community believes in the existence of the practice because of novelty items for sale in places like China, India, and Mexico.

I just bought a bottled-cat at the store and it really fits in a bottle!

by Steven Smith, Ph. D December 29, 2007

Bottled ship

To be in a situation that is contained within yourself, but can’t reach the wave to float outward to relequish grief and conqueror your destiny.

My entire existence is limited to stipulations of bottled ship . I can’t ever act on my true feelings because of barrierors in my reality itself.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Bottled Gravy

Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.

ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose May 21, 2003