Bottlejob

The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation

Isaac: what did you say about me?
Alex: 'Leaves party' what a bottlejob

by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020

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battleboinking

To fight playfully during a sexual encounter meaning to leave marks and bruises.

Joji' the queen of battleboinking! Just look at those bruises on that guy.

by icanconfirmagaintoday December 22, 2020

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Bottlenose Dolphin

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

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bottlebound

heading for the liquor store with reckless abandon, and little
or no money

"Yeah, he did have that bottlebound gleam to his eyes."

by MCGIRK January 2, 2009

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Battlebots

The awesomest show ever with fighting robots

Dude, check out my extremely destrutive battlebot!!!!

by Battlebotkid December 5, 2003

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Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.

"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

by Emmanuel AdebayorOG May 14, 2023

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A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

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