Batpenis

Winged creature of legend said to soar the dark skies in search of fresh victims to drain of blood. Commonly attributed to the over-eroticism of the vampire mythos, this phallus of the order Chiroptera has origins dating back to the mid 1600s when colonial Americans would light candles outside the door of virgins to protect them from his nocturnal rampages.

Be careful when walking at night - Batpenis might attack you!

by J. Quentin September 5, 2003

Boopenheimer

A stupid person on the internet; Convinced they are skilled in something when, truly, they're pathetic at it, and refuse to listen to criticism.

Men's Rights Activists are total boopenheimers

by Cheezus Chrust January 7, 2013

Royal Botten

In poker, when a player's two hole cards are a 2 and a 5 of the same suit.

When Brian realized he was holding a Royal Botten in his hand, he immediately reached under the table and began a furious masturbation session.

by Mr. OFace February 2, 2005

Botengalicious

Brass as fuck, radical, baller, excellent, most excellent, irrepressibly and maddeningly baller

Nay, it is botengalicious.

by GenghisLumumba March 29, 2011

bothends

When your stomach is so messed up you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time, hence you are expelling nasty material out of both ends

Man, I ate that undercooked Mexican food last night, and I've been in the bathroom with bothends since then.

by Redinamus April 19, 2018

boteng

Boteng is a boy name

Meaning is Non-existence

The is no boteng

by Johnavanta November 24, 2021

Boppenschlop

Moaning while dying in a world of warcraft dungeon due to large damage.

Shit dude the gargons in Halls of Atonement can really "Boppenschlop" you if you're not carefull

by CrippleLord February 17, 2022