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Botox

A filler for your face, it helps reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. It is very costly but very worth it.
Leah got botox! It looks amazing!
by Anonymous54321075 January 16, 2017
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botoxicated

The result of having too much botox injected in the small facial muscles, resulting in the inability to change expressions.
"I really think your joke is funny, I just can't smile. Just got back from the dermatologist's office and I'm really botoxicated" or "She's so botoxicated she can't even blink"
by wrightw1ng September 19, 2009
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Botox

a girl whos is the leader of a group in 8th grade of Medford Memorial middle school. Her acctual name is Taylor. She pertends she rich.. but really she's not. We call her Botox because she cant move her face and show facial expressions.
I think Botox almost just smiled.
by Brielle March 20, 2005
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Botox-Mongol

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB bred power-hungry little man. He is 183 cm/6 ft tall (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man, Adolf Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic second-rate incarnation of Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

In addition to his lust for power, Vlad is also a vain person who wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections although he is a mere authoritarian kleptocrat in a developing country with a nuclear weapon. It should come as no surprise that he is a control freak too, according to his ex-wife, the dishes in the closet had to be in a certain order, as well as the most important tool in his agent tenure in liberated Dresden; the stapler that had to be clean in his armpit holster.

About his hobbies. Vlad has a habit of riding horses, bears or a Siberian tiger and he tends to do it without a shirt and bra.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As is well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, and for this reason the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, this flourishing period of the Mongols and the Slavs in particular is called the Golden Horde.
- "Have you noticed a change in Putin's face?"
-" Yeah, he is such a botox-Mongol nowadays."
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 5, 2021
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hitting botox

Its been a long night at the club, I am really hitting botox right now
by rugtug8000 January 3, 2020
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botox forehead

Term for obvious botox in the forehead- seen when one shows expression, only the very top of the forehead crinkles, the rest is waxy smooth and doesn't move.
Hey, honey, you missed a spot with your botox forehead- it's still moving at the top!
by kitters February 8, 2013
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BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
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