BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.

My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!

by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

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BOTOD

Ball On Top Of Dick - BOTOD is a rare medical condition of having testicles on top of the penis. This poses major problems during sexual intercourse due to the position of the testicles. Unfortunately, doggy style, the cowgirl, the reverse cowgirl, the helicopter and the pogo stick cannot be achieved without major testicular discomfort. BOTOD is only left with the Missionary position much to the disappointment of their sexual partner. Men and boys with BOTOD should wear athletic supporters upside down when they play sports.

It's so hot outside that Sean's BOTOD looks like Beagle ears.

by Whiteyboy11 July 7, 2018

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Botswana Bambi

A white chick lost in the ghetto.

Check out the botswana bambi, damn she must be far from the comforts of home.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

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Botoq

A Botoq is an angry usually beefy muscular Russian man. He is feared by many, and lives off Beef Sticks and Protein Shakes. He is Broad shouldered and easily pushes through crowds like a bulldozer. He also usually has burglar stubble.

“Look at that Botoq” “Hopefully he doesn’t step on anyone today”

by Psyschilic October 29, 2020

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