Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.

Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

by Meatfish January 17, 2014

Bastion

A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.

"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."

by Basolatite July 1, 2016

Boston marriage

A Boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a Platonic or lesbian relationship.

Molly and Bridgit were in a Boston marriage and co-owned a brownstone.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy December 1, 2007

Boston Blue Cheese

A tangy twist on blue cheese dressing made by adding a fresh mucusy loogie to a serving of restraunt style blue cheese dressing. The best time to prepare Boston Blue cheese is after all of your boneless buffalo wings are gone, leaving the vultures praying on your left over celery a nice treat.

Did someone drop an oyster in the dip or is that just Boston Blue cheese?

by Speedy-stache September 10, 2010

Boston jimmy hat

A plastic sandwhich bag and a rubber band used instead of a condom.

The liquor store was closed, but i was so horny i used a Boston jimmy hat.

by rws2012s August 26, 2009

Boston’s Law

Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.

Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."

Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”

Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law

by Portland Houseduster June 6, 2017

Boston Hot Chocolate

When one fills their own hand with hot, smelly, chunky diarrhea, and slaps someone else in the face with it.

Caroline was totally out of control, so Chris served her up a Boston Hot Chocolate.

by Dog cock December 31, 2022