Bornography

Photos of hot pregnant women giving birth

"Hey wanna go watch some football?"
"Sorry watching some bornography right now. This hot chick's pushin' em out hard!"
"Oh my God, that's not a birth! That's a live training video on how to abort a fetus!"

by EatMyAssFaggot March 19, 2022

Bornography

When people have sex to generate a baby.

Richard: Baby, don't you think that we should have a kid?
Rachel: I couldn't agree more!
Richard: C'mon. baby! It's time for some bornography!

by InternetHuman April 13, 2015

Biography

1. A thick heavy covering for a floor, usually made of woven wool or synthetic fibers; a rug.
1a. The fabric used for this floor covering.

2. A surface or surface covering that is similar to a rug.

Oh man, that thick red biography in Dan's living room was so soft I just had to dig my toes into it.

by Tyler Elliott July 28, 2008

bornography

Naked pictures of one's own baby photographs to be masturbated to.

I found bornography under his matress.

by Myke Giguère January 27, 2007

biography

1. A thick heavy covering for a floor, usually made of woven wool or synthetic fibers; a rug.
1a. The fabric used for this floor covering.

2. A surface or surface covering that is similar to a rug

Oh man, that red biography was so soft I just had to dig my toes into it.

by Tyler Elliott July 29, 2008

bronography

The act of watching pornography with your bros. No masturbation takes place, just simply enjoying the film... preferably under the influence.

Watched some bronography last night with my boys.

by chillewille1994 December 1, 2011

bromography

The study of bros.

In university I majored in Bromography with a minor in duderonomy

by dude from duderstadt December 15, 2012