Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

by mlepea July 13, 2014

Soviet boobs

1. Soviet boobs is the phenomenon when a girls breasts have been slapped so much they turned red.
2. Soviet boobs can also mean that the boobies in question are public property. Abolish private property!

1. Joel! How could you do this to Marie?! You turned her boobs into Soviet boobs >:(
2. Slettenkameel has soviet boobs, everyone is allowed to touch them, she's cool with anything you do with them really.

by Zromelussy dealership February 14, 2022

orange blossom special

The award that goes to the first Pride of the Southland Marching Band member who has sex with one of Dr. Sousa's daughters. Winner recieves a plauqe.Also, Major will speak at that persons funeral. Which will be as soon as Dr. Sousa finds out.

"Man, I got the orange blossom special"
"oh crap, youd better leave the country, no, wait, Dr. Sousa will still hunt you down!"

by Atlas' Rage April 13, 2005

epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

boobspert

When somebody is judging a girl on the size of her boobs
self appointed boob expert

"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"

by Dstack November 27, 2014

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

blossom amor

1. Being in a relationship with a quite female until she revealed her inner emotions which cause a manifesting of false desires.

2. A false relationship that is blossoming a dead flower into your love life or heart.

My relationship is turning in a blossom amor because partner do not want to do anything.

by LightUpTheRoom August 18, 2016