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Bonobe

Bon-OH-be.

To want to be like U2 front man Bono. Much like a wannabe.
"Gary Lightbody (of Snow Patrol) is such a Bono wannabe..."
"... Bonobe."
by Richie April 4, 2008
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Ake-Bono

A compliment given to an person who lifts weights and is super fuarking yolked and/or shredded.
Frank: yeooo holy shit dawg you’re lookin ake-bono! You have to let me come train with you so that I can get ake too, no Bono.

Dan: Thanks, dawg I’m gonna go hit incline bench so I can be a sickkunt, like you.
by frabkuazzada February 6, 2021
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The Sonny Bono

A sexual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. This gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. Kinda like Sonny did. Ouch.
Dude, Carissa gave me, Tom, and Mike The Sonny Bono last night. I was the tree!
by Hanging Brain May 18, 2010
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Bonotonous

The point where you hear Bono preach the same thing more than once.
"No! That's enough, he's getting bonotonous now."
by Fat Pat July 17, 2005
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Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.
1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!
by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010
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Bonnors Arc

A situation in which one individual is in love with another individual who is emotionally dependent on their love but does not actually love them back
“I feel bad for Jack man, he’s really on his Bonnors Arc because of this girl”
by Firemixtape November 8, 2021
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boobnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- no bra (for nipple accentuation and/or bounce)

- push-up bras

- cleavage revealing clothing/swimwear

- formfitting clothing/exercise wear

- breast implants.

The goal is to DIVERT ATTENTION from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body.

(Women know that men are usually linear thinking and visually oriented. As such, linear thinking + visually oriented + boobnosis = booblevision).

This purposeful deception goes beyond merely "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance. Fat and/or ugly girls want to be "given a pass" by any guy within a hundred yard radius of their boob flaunting.
>>>>>

"MySpace Hottie's" wardrobe has been an embarrassment to most everyone, and she doesn't represent her family or her children very well.

She wears a lot of skanky tops to make sure that her boobnosis is in full force. However, once guys take a long, second look at her face or body, the boobnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

She has attracted many losers because of boobnosis and her pretentious Ms. Thang persona. After years of going in circles, you would think that she would finally get a clue, and then get a life. Well, there's always tomorrow….
by One Stark Reality September 19, 2009
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