Vaginal Bookmark

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.

Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"

by Shuasage June 16, 2010

New Guinea bookmark

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.

Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.

by rs261 December 26, 2009

Bookmark

Mark made on a person upon striking them with a book. The mark is usually a reddish color. Bruising may also occur as a symptom of being bookmarked.

My parents often bookmarked me as a child.

by c0re_M August 25, 2008

muslim bookmark

a bookmark for muslim people

hi there. I needed a muslim bookmark for my muslim book.

by Pineapple.243 December 23, 2009

Turkish bookmark

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.

Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.

by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Bookmark

The awful player on a hockey team that sits in between the forwards and the defense and gets no ice-time.

"Hey bookmark, I've seen more ice in my drink than you've seen all season."

by story13 December 2, 2009

muslim bookmark

A muslim bookmark is a bookmark that adheres to the Islamic faith

hello there.

According to this page marked by this muslim bookmark, I'm currently looking at page 15.

by SAMTHELAM January 21, 2010