Dutch bookmark

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business

Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark

by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009

bookmarchaeology

The art of digging up and classifying old bookmark exports.

Stacey: "Dude, can you send me a link to that website you mentioned?"

Raj: "I don't know, that requires some serious bookmarchaeology."

by Bruzote May 28, 2013

Bookmark

Derek who is someone’s current situation but isn’t the the final chapter

As long as he understands that he is just a bookmark and I’m the final chapter to your book

by SirKug September 29, 2020

Pussy Bookmark

Pussy Bookmark is a term for a guy who a bitch just keeps around until her ex comes back.

That boys just her little pussy bookmark.

by Elitefaggot April 26, 2020

boobman

A man with a love or passion for women who have huge or very nice boobs.

You're a boobman if you only date busty women.

by Drunk Driver June 12, 2007

Bookmarks Tour

When you procrastinate or delay going to bed by clicking through every favorite and book in your internet browser.

I stayed up til 3 AM last night doing the Bookmarks Tour...

by droctopawn September 17, 2010

BooMan

A man who is not a Boy, he is a Man. He is your Boo! Making him your BooMan! He spoils you and treats you right. He's not yet your Husband but a great contender!

No he's not my boyfriend, he's my BooMan.

by Cbozzzz June 5, 2018