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Boker Toke

Wake and bake:

In Hebrew, Boker Tov means good morning, so instead of saying "wake and bake", some Jews say "boker toke".
Rothstein: Boker toke tomorrow?
Goldberg: Can't man, I got my cousin's bar mitzvah.
by bokertoke June 12, 2009
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Boomer Tumor

When a boomer gets so fed up with millennials, they get a boomer tumor. A boomer tumor is a swelling of the brain that only occurs in people from the boomer generation. To them, all millennial humor is just nonsense bullshit. The swelling is caused because they have no fucking clue how funny a meme is, so they get confused. Boomer Tumors are fatal, and luckily, will finish off the boomers soon.
Jenkins got a boomer tumor the other day.”
by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019
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Booger Thimble

When your nose is stopped up so bad you pick it, and one big booger comes out and covers your whole finger tip.
Hey dude, you smell that breakfast cooking? No man, my nose is fucked up, hold on, I'll fix it......g-r-o-s-s....look at the size of that booger thimble.
by 13fister December 31, 2010
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Booger Transplant

Booger Transplant: The act of taking a booger from one nose and placing it in another. A booger can be transplanted between any two noses.
Kaleigh was upset when I put one of my boogers in her nose. I told her to relax, I was just giving her a booger transplant.
by icebergletusbeus July 22, 2011
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Booger Theorem

“Sometimes you gotta say “What the Fuck”, make your move. Every now and then, saying “What the Fuck”, brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future.”
(Coined by the character Booger in the movie Risky Business.)
"Man... I can´t take it anymore, Cindy is making my life so miserable and, to make it worse, I think she is doin´the laundry to that Arts Professor."
"Well. you don´t have it easy, but there is a solution to any desperate situation in life, whether sentimental, professional... even ecological: The Magnificent Booger Theorem.! Use Its Force Son.!
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 17, 2014
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Broker than tristen

Anyone who is specifically broker than tristen

Especially people named dontraiz
1: He’s literally broker than tristen

2: bet he’s not as broke as dontraiz tho
by Barbecue sandwhich biy February 26, 2022
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