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The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.
Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021
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Barf Boogers

When you are puking...Puke comes out your nose...Food Particles get lodged in your nasal cavity. These chunks of food mixed with snot are "Barf Boogers"
Man I got so drunk last night, puked so hard that it was coming out my nose. I was constantly blowing my nose to get out the last of the "barf boogers".
by Lucious Von Danger Satan July 26, 2012
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boogenfloogel

some guy tells you that you look like a hooker and you tell him "keep that to yourself of i will cut your fucking boogenfloogle off!"
by Alyssa Blair January 4, 2005
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mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.
Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.
by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003
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Card Boogers

That sticky stuff used to stick cards to paper in ads
"Hey, honey - we got an offer for 0% interest on a new credit card!"
"You stay away from me with those card boogers"
by dabizill November 30, 2009
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eye boogers

Tiny, crusty green balls found in the inner corner of your eyes, usually after you wake up. They are called “eye boogers” because they are green, tiny, and appear in your eyes like how boogers appear in your nose.
When I woke up this morning, I had so many eye boogers!!! It was gross.
by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018
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dick boogers

Noun. Similar to Dick Snot, it refers to clumpy, crusted semen or penile discharge.
"Dude, I have some mad dick boogers tonight. Should have worn a rubber."
by SweatyNuts May 2, 2006
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