bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkered

Drunk and pissed up on booze

We got totally bonkered!

by Tinman April 2, 2004

Bonkers

Bon-kurs Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.

syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary

"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"

"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"

by Borys Volyev January 14, 2009

Bonker

The word auto correct changes Boner to

Wow! Does he have a bonker

by Munchkin and Princess 🙊👑 March 30, 2015

bonker

a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.

I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.

by Phillip G. Blackwood November 18, 2005

Bonker

Bonker - A Bonker is a moderately attractive, charming, "girl-next-door" type female who flirts with every male in the vicinity without ever actually dating or hitting anyone. A modern derivative of the Siren, if you will. Rare exceptions can be made in odd cases of a male who is either too young or too old, chosen seemingly at random.

TITS! I thought shit was goin down with this one smokin asian girl in my apartment but it turns out she's just a total class-five Bonker.

Damn dude, that shit's rough.

by asdfghjkllllllllasdfasdfll February 20, 2011

Bonkers

Ultimately a game of Conkers but using your testicles instead.

"Oi jon, grab your goggles...we're off for a game of Bonkers! "

by Tanka18 October 15, 2015