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Bongalong

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."
"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"
by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007
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bonzalas

bonzalas is a state of insanity. It refers to the feeling of upcoming madness, instability or loss of reason.
Ricky: Damn, i woke up this morning really feeling bonzalas. Maybe it was the cocaine i did last night?
Roshaan: Yeah bro, i can see you fr lookin crazy rn.
by me & u July 7, 2022
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Bonkarz

Fat but attractive: mostly used in the Golder's Green area of Hackney
Aww man, you should have seen dis BONKARZ girl blud, she was all over me, you get me?
by Alexandra Cook December 14, 2008
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Bonkaan Kes

Origins: Goan Konkani.

Meaning: 1) Person with lots of hair around the asshole.

2) Hair in the arse. Could also mean an irritant, like the one hair that gets in to the anal canal and irritates like hell.

Used as an expression to tell someone not to be arrogant, or as a phrase to belittle someone.

Some may wonder why should this be an expletive, because there is nothing unnatural about having hair in the bum.

However, if one puts it in context, i.e. the fact that white European Portuguese who ruled Goa for 400 years had less hair around their assholes. Traits of the dominating race always become aspirational in nature. Thus, local Goans - dark skinned and hairy - verbally abused one another by calling them a dirty hairy person (as opposed to being a White European and hairless person).

Hence this phrase, which is very unique to Goa, with no parallel found anywhere else in India, not even among the mixed bred Anglo-Indians.
1) Konaak Bom Marta? Tujhe Bonkaan Kes! (Who are you shouting at? Your a hairy-asshole person).

2) Get Lost you dumb idiot. Tujhe Bonkaa Kes!

3) Tho ek Bonkaan Kes re. (He is a hair (subs. pain) in the ass! - rare usage
by Humblybob March 31, 2009
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"
by Bongalongis July 11, 2023
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Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.
worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐
by Bongalongis July 12, 2023
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bonkalski

a sex move when a man takes a woman home and he gets there and it is really a guy and he is ok with it and still has sex.
"Man, I went to Vegas last weekend and I got Bonkalskied. Her name was Jim."
by kippyes June 24, 2007
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