Bongaloide

A person who smokes so much they become retarded.

Boy 1 is such a bongaloide he doesn't know kis ass from a hole in the ground

by Mr. Watcher November 30, 2022

bongaloid

Crazy couple who that goes where no other couple would ever dare go. They take it to the extreme and do things no one would ever do.

Dude 1: Dude..are those two really doing what i think they're doing...in the kids pool?!

Dude 2: Dude...theyre hardcore bongaloids dude.

by prudey May 23, 2007

Bongoloid

An immovable object or insurmountable obstacle.

I thought I had the flag, but I smacked face first into a Bongoloid.

by Bongo May 26, 2003

detective bongload

Kinda roams around freely and collects information about everyone and then forwards said info to everyone who doesn't give a fuck.

Hey bro you need to quit runnin your neck about Brian getting high , start calling you detective bongload.

by Dat White Bitch April 7, 2017

Bonglord

Somebody who permanent engrosses the Bong smoking one bowl after another

Stoner: Dude pass the Bong.
Bonglord: *Is Bonglord* and packs next bowl.

by BONGLORD May 13, 2018

bongoidz

A person who, on social media, cannot help but get BANNED for inappropriate pictures, comments and suggestions etc. Including NUDE pictures of women, men and NUDE SELFIES !!

Unable to be on a social media group for more than 36 hours without at least a WARNING, shortly followed by a TIMED BAN !!

I see Bongoidz is banned and in Facebook jail again !!

by stoutyboy November 7, 2018

Bongoloid

Someone who always hits the bong to hard and acts like a monkey afterwards

Jason is bongoloid when he smokes weed

by The_Real_Captian_Dewey September 17, 2019