bongbong

An act of not being present; absent.

Par, bongbong ako sa class natin mamaya.

by halfblurred March 29, 2022

do a bongbong

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.

Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.

by JoQo January 28, 2022

Bongeye

Someones whos eyes look like they have been smoking weed for all there life.

Me and Jason smoked pot last night with Claudia and she had a bongeye mate.

by kimmy_baby,xo June 16, 2008

Bongblitz

When a group of people take turns smoking a bong, and the green gets tackled and cashed before anyone realizes what happened. To many people in the rotation. Also the greatest Ruler of all time.

"Damn! The weed is already gone! " yelled Allen. "Thats what I call a Bongblitz!" stated Andrew.

"Someday I wish I can be as cool as Bongblitz!" Wished Jarrod.

by BongBlitz December 2, 2009

bongry

adj.
Hungry for a bong. Needing a bong hit.

Dude, I haven't smoked in days. I'm so bongry.

by Steve Pronsin July 28, 2005

Bong-chika-bongbong

1. The act of saying someone had sex wiht someone else.
2. Cool way to ask or tell of sex.

1. Mike did you have Bong-chika-bongbong wiht jess last night?

2. Hey do you wanna Bong-chika-bongbong?

by Hal .C March 27, 2007

bongbast

A weed-inspired bombast. Pompous or inflated speech brought on by being really, really baked.

"Dust in the wind" suffers from a case of bongbast.

by tgjer July 14, 2010