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bonercake

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.
Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."
by NovaChemE November 22, 2011
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Bonerhanger

The sexual interpretation of a cliffhanger. More dramatic than blue balls - and definitely more dick oriented. When you are conversing with someone who is not present vis a vis on the phone, facetime, etc. and the conversation takes a confusing wrong turn or cuts out or stops completely, this is now commonly known as a Bonerhanger. Think of a situation where your boner is featured in an M. Night Shaymalan movie.
Yo, man I am pissed. I was just having phone sex with my girl - she got me all riled up and right as I was about to come she started moaning about Mercury in retrograde and the signal cut out - it was a total bonerhanger.
by Noodlyme123 January 15, 2020
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bonersaw

distant relative to the bonesaw, used to saw limbs off, and the chainsaw, originally used for pregnancies, the bonersaw was used in the 1800's to slice the penis off of a man after death, allowing them to fit in the coffin.
...and now that we have confirmed that john has passed, we'll need to measure his blood and use the bonersaw before burying him. may he find peace in heaven...
by the weirdo :} January 14, 2023
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