BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall

Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling

by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010

bonerfest

When a bunch of dudes are together at a strip club or a party when they want ass but no chicks. A bunch of guys that get boners together but not because of each other but because of the lack of pussy and the need to hit it.

Dude, last night's party was such a bonerfest. Gay.

by bonerfestlover4234 January 18, 2008

Bonerwaste

When you're lying in bed next to a girl and have a massive erection, but the girl refuses intercourse causing this holy gift of nature go to waste.

Last weekend I suffered a traumatic bonerwaste

by sausagestewie May 5, 2012

bonerati

An aficionado of boners.

That girl knows her boners. She is a real bonerati if you will.

by uselessinformation April 4, 2008

bonersation

noun: a conversation between a boy and a girl, and the only reason a boy is talking to the girl is to score.

dan: I'm gonna go have a nice bonersationn with that girl over there.

by daveynorthshore June 29, 2011

bonerjustice

Something amazing that happens after a cock block, resulting in something bad happening to the blocker.

Some douchebag stole Michael's date from the club, but he got bonerjustice when she gave that guy the herps.

by Pretzel-time June 26, 2012

bonetastic

some one who is well qualified to be boned (have sex with).........Also refering to some one with some enormous tities and a nice ass

Dude Dannies mom is fucking bonetastic, i would so hit that shit

by pussyloveer May 13, 2005