Noun: A person who is enlightened in the art of bullshitting. It is distinguished from low level bullshitters who simply repeat their bullshits daily.
Telemarketer (low level bullshitter): Hi sir would you be interested in buying our product? You need the product to be good looking, to be famous, to be rich, to enjoy life, to survive, and all the good things the world has to offer. It's free for the first 30 days....(bla bla bla)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
Bolshitsattva: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cash cows, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
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Get the great bolshy yarblockoes mug.1) a Bolshevik, or someone accused of having Bolshevik (communist) leanings).
2) (more commonly) an adjective meaning that someone is very assertive in the pursuit of something and/or hostile to authoritarian manoeuvres by others. A bolshy person gets cross if confronted and is likely to say "what's it to you?", "mind your own business" and stuff like that a lot.
3) also the name of a short-lived youth magazine run by the Alliance for Workers' Liberty.
2) (more commonly) an adjective meaning that someone is very assertive in the pursuit of something and/or hostile to authoritarian manoeuvres by others. A bolshy person gets cross if confronted and is likely to say "what's it to you?", "mind your own business" and stuff like that a lot.
3) also the name of a short-lived youth magazine run by the Alliance for Workers' Liberty.
He was getting stroppy with me, so I started getting bolshy.
A lot of students get a bit bolshy after a few pints.
A lot of students get a bit bolshy after a few pints.
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Sharia Bolshevism is the political ideology of Librandus. Tipu Sultan is widely known as the founder of Sharia Bolshevism. It is said that Allah himself whispered the tenets of Sharia Bolshevism in Tipu’s ears on 20 November 1768 - precisely on his 18th birthday.
Sharia Bolshevism gained popularity with the rise of the r/Librandu subreddit. It aims to establish a Feminazi Chrislamomarxist regime in India and eventually the entire world, namely Sharia World Order. Sharia Bolsheviks believe that Chrislamomarxism is inevitable and any attempts to stop it would only lead to accelerationism.
Sharia Bolshevism gained popularity with the rise of the r/Librandu subreddit. It aims to establish a Feminazi Chrislamomarxist regime in India and eventually the entire world, namely Sharia World Order. Sharia Bolsheviks believe that Chrislamomarxism is inevitable and any attempts to stop it would only lead to accelerationism.
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