social barometer

Something used to define social norms and gauge appropriate behavior in a social situation.

If you are using John as a social barometer, you are in trouble.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

Boomster

A smug, arrogant and self-serving individual. This person puts himself above all and would throw his wife or kids under the bus to his benefit. Typically this type of person holds himself in very high regard oblivious to the negative views people have of him. This person professes to be almost Godly but has never given a second to help others.

Listen to him talk sitting in the front row of church, he has no idea that people think he's such a waste of space, what a boomster.

by Uncle Morrie April 17, 2018

barometer

Noun - Actually a devise for measuring pressure. Is commonly used by adults esp. teachers/coaches as any kind of obscure measurement. A PSAT, for example, acts as a barometer for how well you will do in the actual SAT.

Coach: The interval workout we're doing today will serve as a barometer to see how well you'll run in a meet.

by Cheesy13 September 7, 2005

brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is

dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!

by daniel March 26, 2005

anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016

bangometer

The tool use to measure one's hotness level.

"She's scored an 8 on the bangometer"

by Mike June 18, 2006

boozeteria

A bar, pub, club, or other establishment where alcohol is served. A variation of "cafeteria" with "booze" serving as the principal subject.

"Needing a few beers, Joe headed down to the local boozeteria."

by Sam Scarma July 9, 2006