Earl Boykins

A midget professional basketball player at 5'5" the only reason he's in the NBA is because he's faster than everyone and can make shots, also the team he plays on gets more ticket sells because people love watching a 5'5" guy guard tall point guards.

Earl Boykins is guarding Lebron James? That's a 15 inch difference.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

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Bodkin

A bodkin is more polished version of a shiv. Where a shiv is generally made from whatever item a convict can sharpen and punch into a fellows back, a bodkin is created to be a weapon from the get-go.

Technically, a bodkin has no edged blade. Its sharp point is what gets the work done. Originally, bodkins were created to punch through knight's armor. Perhaps due to this, it bears the stigma of being a weapon yielded by peasants, footpads and thugs.

Loser #1: Hey, is that a knife?
Loser #2: Nope, it's a bodkin.
Loser #1: Looks like a knife to me motherfucker.
Loser #2: Hey it's cool, man.
Loser #1: **turns to leave**
Loser #2: **stabs Loser #1 in the kidneys three times** How you like my "bodkin" now, Beeeoootch?

by W. Argyle June 13, 2008

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borkins

the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.

Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!

by Allah babba December 30, 2010

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Botkins

to never have a dull moment, lives life in phases, rarely showers or takes care of teeth. eats milk for dinner most of the time however, hamburger is a favorite too, almost nightly.

"well i smell a botkins"
"yea me to omg thats gross"

by Sara Steelman October 13, 2009

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