Bonified retard

When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.

"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"

by TSEngineer July 11, 2009

bonified

Slang, meaning definately, truely, or for certain.

I'm a bonified band geek, yo.

by BuBbLeZ December 18, 2005

boneified

The physical readiness of the male to take on a willing female.

I don't need to take Blue Pill to get boneified for my lady!

by Phil from GR January 31, 2008

bogified

1. To force a bogus nature upon someone or something.
2. Having a bogus nature.

"He's certified bogified.".
"His coding was so misguided, it bogified the entire project'.
The well-intentioned swap meet was completely bogified by the front-end ticket purchase requirement.

by Miles Lott December 8, 2003

bockinged

To Bocking (v) - To perform the fission of the head of an individual of their body by use of an AWP, with no prior knowledge of the position of the individual in question.

I was playing CS on de_cbbl and I Bockinged this guy right in the face

by Boobius January 7, 2010

Beccified

AKA Beccafy
Bec-a-fy

Doing anything in a state of SURPEME ADHD.
Being so exited or energetic that everything you do is done with extreme intensity.

Seriously, chill the fuck out! Why is everything you do so beccified?

by Mr. Ri May 8, 2011

bougified

Officially certified (someone or something) as possessing certain qualities of being bougie.

She only eats real garlic, not garlic out of jar. She has been bougified.

by BK_All Day December 1, 2016